The 5 Word Story

hiya,
why I’ve started using aftershave
thanks harry, long retired.

and wearing modern , trendy clothes

hiya,
recently purchased from charity shops
thanks harry, long retired.

and buying naff Nike trainers

hiya,
and a teddy boy suit
thanks harry, long retired.

borrowed from once-a-dasher tipperman D.T.R.

hiya,
should be OK same size
thanks harry, long retired.

but very patched and scruffy

hiya,
a bit like me really
thanks harry, long retired.

but not nearly as bad

hiya,
you’re right I need refurbishment
thanks harry, long retired.

I need a complete rebuild

hiya,
me too, from foundations upover
thanks harry, long retired.

you could be the six

hiya,
million dollar man, totally rebuilt
thanks harry, long retired.

and capable of virtually anything

hiya,
not quite everything, but nearly
thanks harry, long retired.

well almost everything needed for

hiya,
settling down for a kip
thanks harry, long retired.

and dreaming of what might