The 5 Word Story

cattle_wagon_man · 13 October 2013 17:21

frequented by Jeremy Kyles contestants`

dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 18:00

who get a thirst for

harry_gill · 13 October 2013 18:05

hiya,
tea, and a good gossip
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dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 18:07

about the price of fish

harry_gill · 13 October 2013 18:24

hiya,
and who’s cooking for who
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dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 19:41

and which gets warmed up

harry_gill · 13 October 2013 19:53

hiya,
when insults start to flow
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cattle_wagon_man · 13 October 2013 20:34

thicker than chip pan grease

harry_gill · 13 October 2013 20:58

hiya,
when Jeremy Kyle steps in
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dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 21:07

and gets the full story

cattle_wagon_man · 13 October 2013 21:10

about revealing “who`s the daddy?”

dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 21:12

of them all and thinks

cattle_wagon_man · 13 October 2013 21:19

"why didn`t they put something…

dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 21:20

different on the breakfast menu

cattle_wagon_man · 13 October 2013 21:32

instead of crumpet and tarts

harry_gill · 14 October 2013 10:41

hiya,
but please not that Vanessa
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cattle_wagon_man · 14 October 2013 10:46

aka " Sunday Night`s Prancing Pudding "

harry_gill · 14 October 2013 10:50

hiya,
CWM, that’s a canny title
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cattle_wagon_man · 14 October 2013 10:52

choosing the kindest possible words

harry_gill · 14 October 2013 11:13

hiya,
bet she fancies you Roy
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