The 5 Word Story

cattle_wagon_man · 14 October 2013 11:18

" fancy " …but certainly NOT feeling

harry_gill · 14 October 2013 11:46

hiya,
feel with a cow prod
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cattle_wagon_man · 14 October 2013 12:20

wired-up to mains supply for

harry_gill · 14 October 2013 12:34

hiya,
extra keep away insurance purposes
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cattle_wagon_man · 14 October 2013 15:18

for accidental (?) full crush damage

harry_gill · 14 October 2013 19:24

hiya,
roll overs should be prohibited
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cattle_wagon_man · 14 October 2013 19:33

where stinging nettles cause rashes

harry_gill · 14 October 2013 19:47

hiya,
and fat women cause breakages
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cattle_wagon_man · 14 October 2013 19:51

when rabbit warrens suddenly collapse

harry_gill · 14 October 2013 20:19

hiya,
when Vanessa walks through’t woods
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cattle_wagon_man · 14 October 2013 22:15

for some scrumpy with Harry

harry_gill · 15 October 2013 09:24

hiya,
yes only scrumpy, no rumpy
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cattle_wagon_man · 15 October 2013 09:38

but rumpy rhymes with scrumpy

harry_gill · 15 October 2013 10:28

hiya,
with her scrumpy means frumpy
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cattle_wagon_man · 15 October 2013 10:31

like an overfed butcher`s dog

harry_gill · 15 October 2013 10:35

hiya,
you’re right with “a dog”
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cattle_wagon_man · 15 October 2013 10:56

chain to control her ■■■■

harry_gill · 15 October 2013 10:59

hiya,
and keep her legs together
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cattle_wagon_man · 15 October 2013 11:06

like a painted elephant trussed-up

harry_gill · 15 October 2013 11:55

hiya,
or maybe a beached whale
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