The 5 Word Story

cattle_wagon_man · 13 October 2013 09:51

of miles in a Smiths

dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 09:52

Guy Big J with 8LXB

cattle_wagon_man · 13 October 2013 09:53

which climbed Shap every night

dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 09:55

and descended every other morning

cattle_wagon_man · 13 October 2013 10:08

loaded with Aberdeen-landed smoked kippers

dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 10:09

which were out of date

cattle_wagon_man · 13 October 2013 10:12

being delayed by Scottish pirates

dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 10:13

wearing kilts and babies nappies

harry_gill · 13 October 2013 12:12

hiya,
keeping their marrying tackle warm
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 13:17

and ready to do business

harry_gill · 13 October 2013 13:54

hiya,
■■■■■■ and pillaging oer’t border
thanks harry, long retired

cattle_wagon_man · 13 October 2013 15:27

and rampaging onwards into Wales

dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 15:39

and getting kicked out into

harry_gill · 13 October 2013 15:51

hiya,
pastures anew for seed sowing
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 15:53

in Avonmouth and beyond into

harry_gill · 13 October 2013 16:01

hiya,
a sunny Weston Super Mare
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 16:04

and then on to brean -sands

harry_gill · 13 October 2013 16:08

hiya,
where the bugs wear clogs
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 13 October 2013 16:11

and Jethro’s sister works as

harry_gill · 13 October 2013 16:59