The 5 Word Story

of D.T.R.`s eyesight , if hung

on top of the yud

( what is a yud , Dave ■■? )

hiya,
yud’ know if kicked there
thanks harry, long retired.

yud is your head Roy

( thanks Dave ) :blush: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:

keep Vanessa off my head

and out of your hair

by sending her to Harry :wink:

to try his magic ways

Which is also rotten, but …

of loosening her knicker elastic

which is stretched to the

limit around her large frame

which takes a large amount

Dave the Renegade:
which takes a large amount

Of booze to fill up

along with pork scratchings

made from her overlength toenails

painted with black sump oil

from a Gardner 240 drain

plug which had covered thousands