The 5 Word Story

dave_the_renegade · 9 October 2013 21:29

I do but not much

harry_gill · 9 October 2013 21:31

hiya,
I’ve cut mine down 50%
thanks harry, long retired

dave_the_renegade · 10 October 2013 10:23

I am waiting to win

harry_gill · 10 October 2013 11:18

hiya,
I hope it’s a whopper
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 10 October 2013 11:55

that counts me out then

harry_gill · 10 October 2013 12:51

hiya,
not in it, can’t win
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 10 October 2013 14:29

in it but won’t win

bryanh · 16 February 2004 00:14

was being deivered to France…

cattle_wagon_man · 11 October 2013 19:03

Vanessa Feltz as top prize

dave_the_renegade · 11 October 2013 19:05

in the fat stock show

cattle_wagon_man · 11 October 2013 19:08

and sponsored by Burger King

dave_the_renegade · 11 October 2013 19:10

who soon ran out of

cattle_wagon_man · 11 October 2013 19:13

ribbon for the Winners sash`

dave_the_renegade · 11 October 2013 19:15

and sent for a large

cattle_wagon_man · 11 October 2013 19:17

flysheet, from Bewick Transport Services

dave_the_renegade · 11 October 2013 19:21

which easily fitted any large

harry_gill · 11 October 2013 19:23

hiya,
arse, should do the trick
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 11 October 2013 19:24

but this is Vanessa’s huge

cattle_wagon_man · 11 October 2013 19:26

asset , - well BOTh of them

dave_the_renegade · 11 October 2013 19:28

would blank out a lot