The 5 Word Story

[dave_the_renegade]

also tip your tailgate all-over

[cattle_wagon_man]

and spill the entire contents

[dave_the_renegade]

like a coalmans horse in

[harry_gill]

hiya,
search of it’s breakfast nosebag
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

when the council roadsweeper appeared

[3_wheeler]

cattle wagon man:
when the council roadsweeper appeared

It was Trigger and his

[harry_gill]

hiya,
pals Del Boy and Rodney
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

with their Reliant Regal van

[harry_gill]

hiya,
full of blow up dolls
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

complete with puncture repair kits

[dave_the_renegade]

and dodgy patches to cover

[cattle_wagon_man]

the " Tax In Post" note

[dave_the_renegade]

and the rest of scams

[harry_gill]

hiya,
that us lesser mortals dream
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

of, sharp old lads them

[harry_gill]

hiya,
might be millionaires next year
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

a certainty I would say

[cattle_wagon_man]

they might be Lotto winners

[dave_the_renegade]

better check yours then Roy

[cattle_wagon_man]

• nay , don`t bother at all , -