The 5 Word Story

[dave_the_renegade]

and refers the debt to

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Norman and Ladbroke’s benevolent fund
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

for retired ( or tired ) racehorses

[dave_the_renegade]

who haven’t any oats to

[cattle_wagon_man]

have ,…oh !!..what a pity

[dave_the_renegade]

never mind more beef substitute

[cattle_wagon_man]

for Ashmeds homemade` steak burgers

[dave_the_renegade]

add plenty of HP sauce

[harry_gill]

hiya,
horseradish should kill the taste
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

with a dash of mustard

[harry_gill]

hiya,
but steer clear of custard
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

because it is very lumpy

[harry_gill]

hiya,
but it’s OK with rhubarb
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

as long as you hold

[3_wheeler]

Dave the Renegade:
as long as you hold

The rhubarb under the tap

[harry_gill]

hiya,
of the nearest beer barrel
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

and keep your cheeks tight

[cattle_wagon_man]

when traversing old cobbled roads

[dave_the_renegade]

otherwise you would tip your

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Reliant Robin on it’s side
thanks harry, long retired.