The 5 Word Story

dave_the_renegade · 9 October 2013 09:15

and Carol Vorderman’s bushy moustashe

cattle_wagon_man · 9 October 2013 09:23

after supping strong Dent Beer

dave_the_renegade · 9 October 2013 09:44

which sweetened her taste buds

harry_gill · 9 October 2013 10:11

hiya,
for a single malt whisky
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 9 October 2013 10:27

from the famous Arran Distillery

dave_the_renegade · 9 October 2013 10:28

where moonshine is the king

harry_gill · 9 October 2013 11:15

hiya,
and killer when over consumed
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 9 October 2013 14:00

only by uncontrolled thirst indulgence

harry_gill · 9 October 2013 14:08

hiya,
and we’ve all got that
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 9 October 2013 14:16

when free beer/spirits sign appears

harry_gill · 9 October 2013 14:22

hiya,
In all pubs throughout UK
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 9 October 2013 14:25

which are getting less every

cattle_wagon_man · 9 October 2013 14:30

day as more alcoholics die

dave_the_renegade · 9 October 2013 14:37

and more pubs shut down

cattle_wagon_man · 9 October 2013 14:41

and the deceased cannot visit

dave_the_renegade · 9 October 2013 14:43

because they are now spirits

harry_gill · 9 October 2013 14:47

hiya,
could they be free spirits
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 9 October 2013 14:49

they used to be once

cattle_wagon_man · 9 October 2013 14:50

but are now heavily taxed

harry_gill · 9 October 2013 14:51

hiya,
to make money for charity
thanks harry, long retired.