by the sherpa’s and yeti
had another bar to eat
also a few ice lollies
- the drinks froze during ascent -
and didn’t melt on descent
and still remain as souvenirs
of the days when men
climbed mountains without H.& S. assessments
and fell off breaking bones
but carried-on without showing pain
just like Brian Blessed did
on his brave Everest attempts
without oxygen several times but
his voice could`ve caused avalachies
he is on TV tonight
in his Ford Zephyr car
yes with Jock his colleague
calling…" Z Victor 1 to…"
base camp where is sherpa
" stuck on the bl**dy mountain ! " 