The 5 Word Story

[harry_gill]

hiya,
he’s partial to salt’n’vinegar crisps
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

with some local Wensleydale cheese

[dave_the_renegade]

that will clear his rafters

[harry_gill]

hiya,
and blow away the cobwebs
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

and clear the old intestines

[3_wheeler]

Dave the Renegade:
and clear the old intestines

crying out for lotsa cider

[dave_the_renegade]

and raw rhubarb which makes

[harry_gill]

hiya,
an excellent after dinner wine
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

with explosive results causing race

[harry_gill]

hiya,
from trap two to loo
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

faster than mick the miller

[cattle_wagon_man]

chasing his runaway horsnloaded cart

[dave_the_renegade]

full of cattle feed from

[cattle_wagon_man]

Carr`s Mills (broken biscuit) division

[dave_the_renegade]

in Billington we have some

[cattle_wagon_man]

glue to repair the biscuits

[dave_the_renegade]

which will stick to teeth

[cattle_wagon_man]

of alligators , and also hens

[dave_the_renegade]

which is normal in Kendal

[cattle_wagon_man]

Mint Cake , - eaten on Mt. Everest