The 5 Word Story

[cattle_wagon_man]

rather like a lucky mascot

[harry_gill]

hiya,
only lucky if still intact
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

after a night with Holly

[harry_gill]

hiya,
but well knackered if Vanessa
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

decides to play too rough

[dave_the_renegade]

and rubs her fat belly

[cattle_wagon_man]

over Altitude`s tender ( sunburned ) forehead

[dave_the_renegade]

which is under his hat

[cattle_wagon_man]

which is now rendered squashed

[dave_the_renegade]

under a green combine harvester

[cattle_wagon_man]

• bloody hell ! Stobarts doin` agricultural ?/ -

[dave_the_renegade]

they are a farming family

[cattle_wagon_man]

but the young bullocks wandered

[3_wheeler]

cattle wagon man:
but the young bullocks wandered

Into the green haulage yard

[cattle_wagon_man]

where more green bullocks spawned

[dave_the_renegade]

and made every haulier jealous

[cattle_wagon_man]

• certainly none in ■■■■■■■ , Dave , -

[dave_the_renegade]

and I believe Father Christmas

[cattle_wagon_man]

• must be your sheltered upbringing, -

[dave_the_renegade]

certainly didn’t have any shelter