The 5 Word Story

[cattle_wagon_man]

from the nubile Welsh lasses

[dave_the_renegade]

living on the English Border

[harry_gill]

hiya,
having all been serviced by
thanks harry, long retired.

[3_wheeler]

harry_gill:
hiya,
having all been serviced by
thanks harry, long retired.

A grease monkey in overalls

[harry_gill]

hiya,
the overalls were never removed
thanks harry, long retired.

[3_wheeler]

harry_gill:
hiya,
the overalls were never removed
thanks harry, long retired.

As gimp mask was attached

[dave_the_renegade]

to the said sad individual

[harry_gill]

hiya,
thinking it was a turn-on
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

but sadly it wasn’t anything

[cattle_wagon_man]

as good as a beer

[dave_the_renegade]

from the Vale of Neath

[cattle_wagon_man]

• send me a bottle , please, -

[dave_the_renegade]

can’t get it in envelope

[cattle_wagon_man]

a bottle,…or a barrel …■■

[dave_the_renegade]

we ain’t rich this way

[cattle_wagon_man]

but we can get thirsty

[dave_the_renegade]

get some water from Windermere

[cattle_wagon_man]

but Bownessie pees in it

[dave_the_renegade]

won’t do you any harm

[cattle_wagon_man]

same contents as Neath beer