The 5 Word Story

getting his wicked way with

hiya,
the farmers wife’s pet donkey
thanks harry, long retired.

who brayed oh hee haw

hiya,
him being a gay donkey
thanks harry, long retired.

who brayed hee aay oh-oh

hiya,
saying, go on chase me
thanks harry, long retired.

I want a bit Bully

hiya,
so the farmer introduced bully
thanks harry, long retired.

to his Mrs who said

hiya,
I’ll find you a nice
thanks harry, long retired.

little heifer to play wih

hiya,
that’ll do you more good
thanks harry, long retired.

than rooting a jack donkey

Dave the Renegade:
than rooting a jack donkey

Which can kick quite quick !

but his legs are short

hiya,
and could make a mess
thanks harry, long retired.

of Bully’s fine pair off

Dave the Renegade:
of Bully’s fine pair off

Coloured marbles in his pocket

that are his life saver

Dave the Renegade:
that are his life saver

As he ■■■■■ on them