The 5 Word Story

hiya,
knowing he never wears trousers
thanks harry, long retired.

just his cassock with ready

hiya,
and speedy access to his
thanks harry, long retired.

the old steamy patch of

grass in her front garden

hiya,
which he liked to trim
thanks harry, long retired,

the three cornered sheltered patch

and check for bald patches

and long straggled pieces sticking

hiya,
out in all different directions
thanks harry, long retired.

with long ginger being worst

hiya,
and often needing pruning shears
thanks harry, long retired.

to be sharpened to cut

Dave the Renegade:
to be sharpened to cut

Lovely diamond patterns for all

close inspections to observe as

hiya,
her husbands congregation to view
thanks harry, long retired.

as a reward for singing

hiya,
Old Macdonald had a farm
thanks harry, long retired.

and on his farm he

hiya,
liked to watch the bull
thanks harry, long retired.