hiya,
used for insemination and baptism
thanks harry, long retired.
on a sunday teatime at
the bikeshed behind the church
when the organist appeared gasping
after inhaling butane gas from
the vergers smelly dirty underpants
drying over a gas stove
which turned the organist on
cos vergers still wearing `em
but the organist ripped them
resulting in sudden roasted nuts
and a red hot whaticall
instant vasectomy for the verger
who thought by jove missus
" you won`t get pregnant now !"
as his underpants caught fire
and he cried out,the
singing great balls of fire
hiya,
leaving the vicars wife unfinished
thanks harry, long retired.
and looking at the Bishop