The 5 Word Story

3_wheeler · 26 September 2013 21:25

Dave the Renegade:
rationing of the cow juice

Which we drink with Brandy

dave_the_renegade · 26 September 2013 21:27

or anything else available to

cattle_wagon_man · 26 September 2013 21:32

dampen the morning Corn Flakes

dave_the_renegade · 26 September 2013 21:36

or quench the thirsty ankle-biter

3_wheeler · 26 September 2013 21:57

Dave the Renegade:
or quench the thirsty ankle-biter

When they pay their dues

dave_the_renegade · 26 September 2013 22:01

but they are to young

cattle_wagon_man · 27 September 2013 09:14

to understand why the vicar

harry_gill · 27 September 2013 11:08

hiya,
spent time at the convent
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 27 September 2013 11:23

giving the Nun’s a seeing

harry_gill · 27 September 2013 11:37

hiya,
to, was his day job
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 27 September 2013 12:58

which he found very enjoyable

harry_gill · 27 September 2013 13:14

hiya,
until the condom dispenser broke
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 27 September 2013 13:16

so he got mother superior

harry_gill · 27 September 2013 13:20

hiya,
to get him some clingfilm
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 27 September 2013 13:25

and then blow Gabriel s horn

harry_gill · 27 September 2013 14:00

hiya,
the vicar was named Gabriel
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 27 September 2013 14:56

and he enjoyed a perp

cattle_wagon_man · 27 September 2013 23:17

endicular movement on the exercise

harry_gill · 27 September 2013 23:42

hiya,
bench where he enjoyed hijinks
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 27 September 2013 23:45

with his handy multi-functional tool