The 5 Word Story

[dave_the_renegade]

just need to test braking

[3_wheeler]

Dave the Renegade:
just need to test braking

In case heavy load spurts

[dave_the_renegade]

started brake fluid to leak

[3_wheeler]

Dave the Renegade:
and hydraulic oil dripping out

All over the arse end

[dave_the_renegade]

of the underlying bare chassis

[cattle_wagon_man]

until it hit the buffers

[dave_the_renegade]

then everything became very loose

[harry_gill]

hiya,
leaving busted, bruised dry ■■■■■■■■
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

and a very big mess

[cattle_wagon_man]

for someone to clean up

[dave_the_renegade]

with a pair of gloves

[harry_gill]

hiya,
and the aid of dress-o-dry
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

and a vicar with midwife

[harry_gill]

hiya,
hot water and loadsa towels
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

then a lot of pampers

[cattle_wagon_man]

and don`t forget the talc

[dave_the_renegade]

and the udder things needed

[cattle_wagon_man]

in case of an emergency

[dave_the_renegade]

rationing of the cow juice

[pat_hasler]

that had gone rotten and …