The 5 Word Story

hiya,
so does Domestos and Germolene
thanks harry, long retired.

but not attached to lorries

so use Duck Tape for

hiya,
the attaching anything to anything
thanks harry, long retired.

and WD 40 to free afterwards

hiya,
not to be confused with
thanks harry, long retired.

Vaseline, - another form of lubricant , -

or synthetic oil which confuses

the nun`s car maintenance course

hiya,
with Mother Superior’s Haynes manual
thanks harry, long retired.

showing illustrated full-friction moving parts

hiya,
but not mentioning kingpin withdrawal
thanks harry, long retired.

or the safety precautions needed

hiya,
when sliding piston rings on
thanks harry, long retired.

of varying thicknesses and circumferences

hiya,
not mentioning the layshaft function
thanks harry, long retired.

which can expand when heated

hiya,
but being gently rubbed helps
thanks harry, long retired.

get the parts ready for

Dave the Renegade:
get the parts ready for

High speed action when needed