The 5 Word Story

hiya,
and ice cream from Walls
thanks harry, long retired.

and noise from the Kippax

hiya,
and being serviced by Tecalemit
thanks harry, long retired.

and tipped by telehoist gear

hiya,
over the nearest high cliff
thanks harry, long retired.

onto the beach below Dover

where Froggies can have them

to take to the Paris

Hilton , - girl, not the Hotel - :blush: :wink: :laughing:

hiya,
now she’s a bit tasty
thanks harry, long retired.

but with worn o rings :laughing:

hiya,
well worn I should say
thanks harry, long retired.

it`s a minefield down there

hiya,
might blow your tackle off
thanks harry, long retired.

or leave a nasty rash

which diesel would possibly cure

hiya,
but externally applied not drank
thanks harry, long retired.

use just for willy dipping

hiya,
talking diesel or Holly here
thanks harry, long retired.

diesel kills all known germs