The 5 Word Story

cattle_wagon_man · 24 September 2013 11:02

or chased by hungry dogs

harry_gill · 24 September 2013 11:04

hiya,
or worse still Vanessa herself
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 24 September 2013 11:31

harry_gill · 24 September 2013 12:07

hiya,
yep’ she’s a proper dog
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 24 September 2013 12:35

that`s been fed on scraps

harry_gill · 24 September 2013 12:44

hiya,
having been in a few
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 24 September 2013 12:54

too many , so WeightWatchers next

harry_gill · 24 September 2013 13:14

hiya,
sandpapering elephants down to greyhounds
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 24 September 2013 13:35

leaving huge piles of dust

harry_gill · 24 September 2013 13:48

hiya,
just like a volcanic eruption
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 24 September 2013 13:54

harry_gill · 24 September 2013 14:48

hiya,
as bad as “tekkin” snuff
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 24 September 2013 14:53

which is a footballers` favourite

harry_gill · 24 September 2013 14:57

hiya,
just like money and crumpet
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 24 September 2013 15:07

also gambling drinking and acting

cattle_wagon_man · 24 September 2013 15:15

ignorant ,- their exclusive natural talents ,-

dave_the_renegade · 24 September 2013 15:19

same as shirt pulling and

cattle_wagon_man · 24 September 2013 16:03

referee-baiting , - a Fergie speciality move ,-

dave_the_renegade · 24 September 2013 16:06

now done by David Moyes

cattle_wagon_man · 24 September 2013 16:07

all hot-air from a Pifco