including the verger and half
of South Devon were they
go on caravan holidays from
The coal mines of scotland
to the live haggis races
and tossing of the caber
or tossing off the caber
and pulling a muscle in
Morecambe Bay as there’s nothing
else that will let them
pull anything but there own
trousers down when the sheep
all dressed up and ready
to get a good seeing
too they have to travel
up on the moors for
a bit of slap and
tickle with the willie in
Stobarts social club for gay
Gordon’s who frequent Carlisle on