The 5 Word Story

Wednesdays grab a handful night

where all the nice sheep

put on ■■■■ underwear and

baa for more please Gordon

or any ■■■■■■■■ lorry driver

in the Minervas snug bar

where all the nice boys

go in there mk 2

cortina’s and mini’s to try

and grab a grampy or

A toy boy from Kendal

or a scout from anywhere

near the vicar’s front door

Looking in the keyhole to

see if cattle wagon man

has now returned from Benidorm

the lucky old devil will

OH MY GOD HE’S BACK

after kicking sand in peoples

Face to see what they