The 5 Word Story

and dirty mac’s who had

cotton wool in there ears

and mucky mag’s in their

pockets to take there minds

away from naughty sheep thoughts

and back to normal life

of kicking stones and cursing

and picking their snotty noses

with the vicar’s finger the

one he uses for unmentionable

filthy disgusting page turning on

The ■■■■■■■ mag from shop

and the chicken breeders gazette

we know how he likes

to fowl with the cockerel

And the farmers wifes buns.

with cherries on which will

get the choirboys all excited

and the vicar frisky with

anyone who will let him