everyone stood around warming their
hands while cooking their marshmellows
and roasting their chestnuts with
■■■■■ flames licking around the
■■■■■■■ and reddening their cheeks
that needed a good slapping
or pinching whichever you mean
but ■■■■■ skin was just
wood grimed from smoke and
never washed with soap and
water and need steam cleaning
from their bo**ocks up to
their armpits with a hard broom
a good wire brushing all
over to remove the clinker
rust and pitted horsedung
from their arse ends the
vicar needed a tyre-lever to
chip away all the rust
and WD 40 to help penetrate