The 5 Word Story

everyone stood around warming their

hands while cooking their marshmellows

and roasting their chestnuts with

■■■■■ flames licking around the

■■■■■■■ and reddening their cheeks

that needed a good slapping

or pinching whichever you mean

but ■■■■■ skin was just

wood grimed from smoke and

never washed with soap and

water and need steam cleaning

from their bo**ocks up to

their armpits with a hard broom

a good wire brushing all

over to remove the clinker

rust and pitted horsedung

from their arse ends the

vicar needed a tyre-lever to

chip away all the rust

and WD 40 to help penetrate