The 5 Word Story

that was always full of

turds instead of tar which

should have been used for

■■■■■■■ in as it would

all the ■■■■■■ would do

other than fill it with

second hand tarmac destined for

a grassy farmyard which would

make it easier for the

weeds to grow through and

show the farmer what ■■■■■■

are made of which isn’t

good to man nor beast

and a total wasted w**k

so with a whistle the

sheepdog bit their arses and

sent em running back to

their caravans licking their wounds

which then caught fire and

blew them to smithereens as