cancelling repeat orders from Chichester
which sell more aquatic food
something fishy going on here
so they sent for vinegar
it was a charge of ( as )sault
the most elite forces over 
and battered fish and chips
mushy peas and rancid pickled
onions left at the scene
with a bucket to spew
garnised with camel ■■■■ and
served as gravy by Ashmed
with greasy sausage butties smothered in
badger fat and goose grease
greasy Lil’s was always the best
place for getting the trots
but the bogs were always
overflowing because of constant use
Mary had to use a
25 gallon barrel to crap