The 5 Word Story

after the other six which

along with one from Morecambe

makes a not so magnificent

7 ride again chasing Tonto

who was after running bear

but got nicked for it

by the sheriff of dodge

city , on the Burford ringroad

next to the parish church

where the Christmas Carollers are

sniffing glue to get themselves

as high as the angels

when Benny Hill got them

to follow him to the

e-coli van on Hampstead Heath

where dettol was waiting for

punters with a bad guts

from eating dodgy bergers from

fast food outlets in ■■■■■■■

where they serve burgers whilst