the saints went marching in
to Portsmouth FC and lost
to Runcorn Under 10`s 2nd. team
Who beat Kendal 15 - I
caused by a corrupt referee
Taking a bung from BIGRIG
and placed where the sun
don’t shine or the rain
and it snows night and
day in tropical Radnorshire , where
the palm trees grow and
the cuckoo comes in January
to replace the missing turkeys
nicked by ■■■■■■■■ bandits for
and NOT the honest ■■■■■■■■■
because they couldn’t find them
using Altitude`s Spellchecker without batteries
or cattle wagon mans calculator
which he counts his money
that’s lowest number is 8