The 5 Word Story

the wallets that are full

of money stolen from normal

working people who pay tax

and like to have six
( put your classes on lads its six )

of what eye tests never

reveal about the size of

the lorries that drivers manoeuvre

in less space than some

car drivers can manage as

Minis are the biggest cars

that some can drive without

hitting another car or lampost

so they catch the bus

with an oversize butterfly net

like Altitude`s blue hairnet which

matches his new lorry on

his Tshirt he got from

the firm he’s now driving

up the wall with his

sheer professionalism and controlled driving