quite a good looking boy
or so he say’s.But
beauty in the eye of
those jealous of my appearance
that could only be Quasimodo
doing an impression of Altitude
who has got to stop
swinging from bell ropes and
frightening the congregation during prayers
and swigging the font water
topped up with Bells finest
whisky which would make the
vicar summersault and the Verger
play leap frog with the
Bishop bent over with his
cassock over his head and
his arris stuck in the
air with great expectancy for
what he is gona receive
with deliverence from the verger