rum and butter sauce washed
down with all other freebies
paid for from the collection
box which the police are
treating as money laundering amongst
men with frocks and bra’s
stolen from Altitude s private ` wardrobe
He brought back from ■■■■■■■
which was left by BIGRIG
after a big party in
the sleepy suburbs of Chichester
where cattle-wagon-man starred as Dame
Edna Everage dressed in frilly
knickers and sporting gladiola’s and
1 pink and 1 green wellie
and a multicoloured bobble hat
with black lipstick and zits
with puss and blackheads all
over his face but very
co-ordinated with his dress style