oozing all over the bridge
and back down to Chichester
where there are a lot
of Eddie Stobart spotters waiting
to see altitude passing in
his Bond Bug 3-wheeler go-kart
painted in Eddie Stobart colours
and pulling a walking floor
B & Q wheelbarrow , loaded with
runner beans and sweet peas
for the Radnorshire W. I. Christmas
jam and Jerusalem jamboree which
usually ends up an ■■■■
of ■■■ drugs and rock
and roll , and the Vicar
ends up with a sore
throat from singing Christmas Carols
and swallowing far too much
mulled wine and hot toddy
along with communion wine and