The 5 Word Story

who is up for it

as he is a turd

burglar and a drag queen

with a fetish for boy

sopranos or anything in shorts

including footballers under twelve who

who have more common sense

and stay away from the

vicarage when theres a full

house of perverts who need

a good rogering with a

red hot poker and a

piece of barbed wire up

the jacksee to stop them

being marmite miners and go

to B.O.T and ask if

they can be redeemed the

dirty perverted sad old gits

who need their goolies sawed

off with a rusty knife