telly wer lad wi bike
and flat cap and clogs
and by eck its hard
oop north workin 27hrs daily
we na shoes on tha
feet and pushing bike up
thill wit` brakes stuck on
full o hovis loaves and buns
to get elocution lessons so
he could speak reet lacke
the very posh from Chelsea
who drive around in 4X4’s
on the knock and without
a clue how to drive
for the half-mile school run
which is pathetic when the
sprogs could get some exercise
walking with their mothers to
search for their ( possible ? ) fathers
who must be loaded with