The 5 Word Story

two bottles of the finest

thats just come dooooon from

bonny Scotland where the men

are the finest this side

of the wild west with

tartan skirts and knobbly knees

and a hairy sporran , made

made from a hedgehog and

with its snout poking out

backwards between the cheeks of

Michael Barrymore , who is smiling

as he loves one up

British, who were by far …

where the grass don’t grow

but the ■■■■ runs free

and is collected by Ashmed

who puts it in bread

( brown ) bread , to make it

a bit more like the

Hovis , like them adverts on`t