The 5 Word Story

for sucking on a large

■■■ on a Bells bottle

in the shed so that

cattle wagon man can’t get

swigging at it as well

but he prefers mature Glenfiddich

makes him fall over quicker

it`s best way to avoid Christmas

get ■■■■■■ and sleep through

hibernate , like a well-fed hedgehog

until june and then get

to Gaydon to catch-up on

old times and lorries with

all the old anoraks and

diesel dogs from all over

■■■■■■■ who only come to

get some cans down their

trousers to make it look

like they are well hung

over after two beers or