The 5 Word Story

and a rasher of bacon

and a big ■■■■■■■■■■ sausage

all covered in worcester sauce

which she is partial too

as well as a big

hampton that’s why jack was

waiting for jill near the

hill with a bucket of

snot from the corner shop

where they sell scabs and

lumps of the hard stuff

direct from ashmedsburford.com very cheap

and cheerful big doughnuts which

come in two sizes,MASSIVE

and a big gob full

of Fiona`s cherry-topped cream buns

all squishy and wobbly with

Altitude`s teeth marks from when

he still had some teeth

, " milk teeth " , not second set ,