The 5 Word Story

and nothing but an 8LXB

two superb engines of the

past that smoke like trains

and pull even better than

a bread poultice on a

boil on the parsons arse

or the parsons nose when

he’s been sniffing where he

where the sun don’t shine

on harvey moon , the T.V.

ex RAF seviceman demobbed after

being found out for being

left footed and not marching

up the hill to see

Jack and Jill preferably Jill

falling down showing her sussies

and the two deflated air

bags inside her string vest

making everybody think that she

only had two fried eggs