The 5 Word Story

Willoughby’s knickers off the washing

line for Christmas tree decoration

but Id poke her after

not if I beat you

over the fence to see

Dave the Renagade pulling down

Muckaway for being disrespectable towards

■■■■■■ good respectable decent scum

who supply Ashmed with roadkillings

fresh only 4 weeks old

and that`s from the griddle

his brother Mahoot is much

healthier , prefering maggot-infested lettuce butties

but he washes the maggots

in liquid paraffin and bleach

so they look like onions

and taste like bitter gherkins

mixed with tomcats` doodahs and

a bucket of soot collected

from a T.S.3 engined Commer