The 5 Word Story

in the barren wastes of

the Mersey bankside of Runcorn

but mostly in Bognor Regis

where it`s more sunny , and

everyone talks there language because

not many english-speaking people remain

in Bognor as they don’t

have interpreters to help them

buy in the Polish shops

or the isle of wight

where Meerkats terrorise the ■■■■■■

who don’t like water so

much , prefering diesel siphoning instead

and they can’t swim,have

nick boats to carry on

ferrying their mates across the…

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Mersey to nick diesel from

from local council depots and…

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anyone the thieving bar stewards

who will be nicking holly