15 tonnes in a green tipper
from Bletchington driven by Muckaway
lookin for RobK cos hes
eloped to another lorry forum
which is only third rate
and took the singing nun
" Dominique - a -nicked -er` knickers from … "
Dominique -nique -nique s’en allait
translated : Altitude nicked Dominique`s knickers
but they were to small
and without front-door
letterbox flap
for his great BIG willie
he pinched from Chichester sexshop
called perverts r us and
summers aren’t any good for
supplying Muckaway with big WELLIES
but his BIG willie is
Not as big as his
latest attempt to try and
put the load in the