The 5 Word Story

15 tonnes in a green tipper

from Bletchington driven by Muckaway

lookin for RobK cos hes

eloped to another lorry forum

which is only third rate

and took the singing nun

" Dominique - a -nicked -er` knickers from … "

Dominique -nique -nique s’en allait

translated : Altitude nicked Dominique`s knickers

but they were to small

and without front-door letterbox flap

for his great BIG willie

he pinched from Chichester sexshop

called perverts r us and

summers aren’t any good for

supplying Muckaway with big WELLIES

but his BIG willie is

Not as big as his

latest attempt to try and

put the load in the