The 5 Word Story

and had to be burnt

off to get at the

little bit in the middle

in order to progress in

the right direction to see

if the job is good

followed by the correct proceedings

only if it’s right in

the depths of a swamp

complying with elf and saftey

but could only find a

a sticky situation which takes

some explainin to the rozzas

when your cars full of

dwarfs, naked in the middle

of a load of Morris

dancers who are naked also

singing ‘it’s off to work we go’

before hitting you with those

big long leeks they pinched