The 5 Word Story

to the Bishops palace at

the local livestock market where

all the vegetarians avoid as

he leads his happy flock

singing baar baar blacksheep where’s

me shirt,or something like

Donald where’s me trewsers while

all the time goldilocks was

being very nasty with a

bear who wanted his porrige

but he got more than

He bargained for with a

■■■ starved goldilocks and bowl

Spoon, and tin of syrup

don’t forget the baby oil

for baby bear to rub

into goldilocks and her friend

which they found very enjoyable

but it stuck the feathers

together on the wrong bird