The 5 Word Story

from Max Boyce at Glynneath

while he was in the

bar singing hymns and aria’s

after someone kicked him where

the sun don’t shine anymore

and made a very nasty

hiya,
of the guy’s hooma googles
thanks harry, long retired.

which were swollen to an

hiya,
epic size, rugby balls even
thanks harry, long retired.

that made it difficult to

put your trousers on and

ride the bike up to

bl’s house where she will

ignore your plea’s brados,and

beat me with a stick

only to find she’d gone

to get a bigger stick

and a whip to lash

brados to within an inch

of his jolly personality and