The 5 Word Story

as she has disappeared from

the valley, heading for dinner

with me! I am happy

but not for long , because

you will have to wash

the dishes after without any

Fuss, and promise to get

C.W.M. some After Eight mints

and some crystalised fruits with

a bottle of vodka to

wash it down - hic hic

and get him proper bladdered

hic hic hic too late

which is a hell of

a mess to mop up

so bonnie lass deserted brados

and headed for cwm as

a better class of person

and wasn’t sick on her

and has respect for ladies