The 5 Word Story

came back here and started

chasing after bl, but she

said he was ugly and

anyway she only fancies brados

because her eyesight is going

boing boing at the sight

of the grotesque creature in

the green cattle wagon with

poor old CWM at the

wheel on the way back

to Kendal which is safe

home , and is catching-up on

his elf and safety in-case

ewe need any help with

the beast from Morcambe who

has foot and mouth and

has to do it on

a dinner plate with pretty

good aim , whats for seconds` (?)

humble pie with bonnie lass