Owch, but they couldnt’t catch
hiya,
a cold that freezing morning
thanks harry, long retired.
when even the brass monkey
couldn’t find a welder for
warming his tackle up ready
to give some prat from
Morcambe bay a bite in
the bull ■■■■ bag where
the brain has disappeared too
but no one dared venture
to try and find the
hidden treasures that lay beneath
the site of the diesel
pump, Jimmy Hoffa maybe? Or
hiya,
could even be Lord Lucan
thanks harry, long retired.
but not John Stonehouse because
he’s dead and didn’t brag
as he didn’t live in
Morcambe and didn’t brag about
living in oz until he