The 5 Word Story

Owch, but they couldnt’t catch

hiya,
a cold that freezing morning
thanks harry, long retired.

when even the brass monkey

couldn’t find a welder for

warming his tackle up ready

to give some prat from

Morcambe bay a bite in

the bull ■■■■ bag where

the brain has disappeared too

but no one dared venture

to try and find the

hidden treasures that lay beneath

the site of the diesel

pump, Jimmy Hoffa maybe? Or

hiya,
could even be Lord Lucan
thanks harry, long retired.

but not John Stonehouse because

he’s dead and didn’t brag

as he didn’t live in

Morcambe and didn’t brag about

living in oz until he