The 5 Word Story

treats them well with respect

and always says “brace yourself”

ad stand by the bed

hiya,
you’ve been selected,deep breath
thanks harry, long retired.

" Thank you very much , Harry ! "

■■■■■■■■■■■ oh dear look

the other way then , D.T.R. ( :exclamation: )

better had bit squeamish about :laughing:

messy jobs like that makes

good press if your a

politition wanting to make headlines

with a tart and a

flat in London for doing

the weekend business on expenses

whilst claiming for the wife

who has very expensive habits

such as toyboys and foreign

conections for trips abroard at

the taxpayers expense and asking

to stay with relatives instead