which is very like him
or the laughing policeman from
near the waters edge at
that place called the drivers
rope and sheet town at
the Braggers Arms public house
next to the sarky shop
and the joke shop with
variety allsorts to take the
pain away after a good
Laugh and suffer the consequences
when BIGRIG finds out and
double post 
coughs then boy will he
strut over Runcorn Bridge and
head for the local chippy
where he’s well known for
take away on friday night
and not forgetting the punch
served up in a bowl